This chick/bird/slut is utterly wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' worse for wear. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no coordination/is made of jelly. This is a classic/prime example/ textbook case of what happens when you party too hard/lose control/push it too far. You gotta know your limits/boundaries/endurance, or else you end up lookin' like this wreck/disaster/train wreck.

Tight Wul an' Badmind Bashment

Dis yah sound a pure fire, yuh know. Dem deh selectors dem drop di here tracks like dem crazy, an' di crowd dem a go wild. Dem a dance pon di ground all night long. Is a pure vibe, yuh feel mi?

• Look out for some wicked tracks from di likes of Buju Banton.
• Don your most comfortable shoes, 'cause yuh a go be runnin' all night .
• Stay tuned fi a proper dancehall experience.

Dancing to the Beat of Shell Shock

The bass slaps like a bully, and the beat is infectious. The crowd, a sea of skankers, go themselves up in it. There's energy with excitement.

This ain't no regular party; this is Badmind Shell, and they are the madness.

Shell Shockin' Shindig

Get ready to unleash your inner goomba and prepare for a blast of a time at the fabled Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree! This ain't no ordinary hootenanny, it's a full-on frenzy of foot-stompin' tunes that'll leave you wobblin'.

• Prepare for a celebration of the best reggae bands this side of the Mississippi
• Slip on finest duds and skank your way to the front of the podium!
• Dive into a selection of wicked grub that'll keep you fueled up for all night long.

Heck yeah miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience! The Shell Shockin' Skankin' Spree is gonna be a tale you'll never forget!

Badmind Vibes, Wul Tight Style

Yuh know seh some people dem jus' like fi spread bad vibes, mek di whole place feel oppressive. But we nah fall victim to dat, yuh hear? We gotta keep it positive and keep our own style tight.

It's all about attitude, bredda. We gotta stay true. When people come with dem bad energy, just ignore it. Don't give it power. Just roll with it.

We gotta remember seh we in control of our own happiness. So let's keep dem bad vibes out and shine bright.

Skanking Through Shell, Defying Badmind

Dippin' and swayin'/bobbin'/jiggin' through the shell of this world/scene/society, we ain't givin' in to no badmind/hatred/vibes. We keep it movin'/stay true/push forward with a heart full of rhythm/love/joy and a soul that's ready/fired up/vibrant to bust a move/dance the night away/celebrate life. The beat/music/sound is callin', and we answer with moves/energy/passion, lettin' the good vibes flow/shine/spread.

It ain't about the competition/judgement/drama, it's about findin' your own groove/flow/beat and movin' to it with pride/confidence/freedom. {Shell shock? Nah. We got shellshock therapy, delivered in doses of rhythm and unity/love/respect. Join the circle, let the music/energy/vibes carry you away, and remember: we skankin' through shell, defyin'/overcomin'/ignorning badmind every step of the way.